We are starting a new column called “Weenie the Wallpaper-Loving Wonder Dog,” so get ready. Weenie, in case you didn’t know, hails from High Point, North Carolina, the so-called “furniture capital of the world.”
Weenie is very design-oriented and loves to peruse fabrics and comment upon whether a certain Farrow & Ball shade is spot-on or spot-off.
So get ready for Weenie’s comments, thoughts, and musings. She is going to turn the design world upside down: She will lick what she likes, and pee upon what she does not.
-Smythson of Bond Street
-Farrow & Ball: “J’adore,” says Weenie. “I like it like my tongue likes a good dog treat.”
-Fortnum & Mason
-Four Seasons Hotels: “Boring!,” says Weenie.
-Gilt furniture: “Too nouveau Russian,” barks Weenie.
-Oversized televisions: “I prefer proportion,” notes Weenie.
A warm welcome to our newest columnist, Weeenie, aka Space Monkey Alien.